tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-72089452011-08-16T23:12:47.915-04:00<p align="center"><img src="http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/1618/3doggangjy4.jpg" width="330" height="260" alt="The Terriorists"><br> <br> <center><a href="http://www.nationalreview.com/thecorner/04_05_30_corner-archive.asp#032932"><i>"...because cats simply cannot be trusted to do the heavy work required in the war on terror."</i></a></center></p>Harrisonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11637905469749780888noreply@blogger.comBlogger7531100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7208945.post-14883572462832484202009-05-07T00:03:00.001-04:002009-05-07T00:07:05.707-04:00

The people over at National Geographic blog have put together an interactive map of what various city names actually mean when traced back to their Native American roots, and some of 'em are a real hoot. Native American words echo in the names of lakes, rivers, mountains, states, cities, and small towns across the United States. The first settlers, who put many European words on the map, also

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When Bennie Woolley Jr. got a chance to run his 3-year-old in the Kentucky Derby, he hitched the ole' horse trailer to his pickup and, in spite of a broken right leg, the New Mexico former quarter horse trainer, rodeo rider, self-described cowboy, and novice Derby trainer drove 21 hours to Kentucky.Having driven cross-country a few times myself, I know that's an ordeal without the broken leg.The

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A racehorse doesn't always have to win the Kentucky Derby to be great—just like lots of Derby winners turn out to be, well, not-so-great in the long run. Take for example John Henry, named for the legendary steel driver. He was bounced from pillar to post in his early years, but ultimately proved to be the Horse of Steel, racin'—and winnin'—well into his ninth year. He is the oldest horse ever

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It seems to me the last place ya'd find accusations of racism would be in a horse race, 'specially considerin' the wide range of colors involved. 'Course durin' the past few years the Kentucky Derby has become less about the horses and more about the celebs strutttin' their stuff at the bettin' window. Back in the 60's, though, it was still a great race without that appallin' endorsement tacked

Harrisonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11637905469749780888noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7208945.post-42101486105431581512009-04-27T22:54:00.000-04:002009-04-27T23:00:50.373-04:00

Over the years I've noticed you humans get fixated on the weirdest ideas. Just consider who ya' elected last November… Another example is that the owner of the best of the best horses of all time wouldn't let him race in the Kentucky Derby 'cause it was too much to ask a three-year-old to run 1 ¼ miles in early May. Okay, so a lot a people in our current wussified world have that idea, but

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Some of ya' out there might remember I started this blog in response to Smarty Jones' blog durin' his run for the Triple Crown. (For those of you who don't know, Smarty is the 2004 Kentucky Derby winner now livin' the good life entertainin' the ladies.) Anyway, since AHM once worked at a thoroughbred stable, most of us get along really well with horses, considerin' our size and all. Next

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Baaaaa-con!Move over Miss Piggy, show business has found its new pink-snouted celebrities -- meet Piggy, Lilly, Pauli and Fredi, the stars of Austria's latest reality show "Pig Brother". Starting Monday and for the next six weeks, the four little piglets will be followed by live cameras and their private lives splashed across the Internet, all part of a marketing ploy by a local food fair.The

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I don't usually admit not knowin' stuff—'specially since my intelligence level is waaaaay above the aveage American voter's—but I gotta' admit I'd never heard about Boerboel's. Evidently they're a South African cross between a Mastiff and a mountain.Anyway, since the whole idea here in the U.S. seems to be "bigger is better" (just look at the size of your bathrooms) the Boerboel is gainin'

Harrisonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11637905469749780888noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7208945.post-16235841090939710942009-04-06T23:59:00.002-04:002009-04-07T00:05:41.524-04:00

…even if the computer occasionally doesn't. But AHM has found other jobs to keep us amused…

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…he'd be Michael Vick.AHM and me are helpin' a co-worker train her rescue terrier who keeps diggin' holes for himself and chewin' off the house sidin', so the comparison sorta' jumps up like a Jack Russell with ADHD. The first thing a trainer should know is consistency. Keep changin' the message and we'll figure out we can ignore most of what you're sayin'. Canines learn that real quick. The

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Started with the car breakin' down and ended with AHM's place of business catchin' fire. Standin' outside in the cold for two hours watchin' fire hoses gettin' dragged up and down three flights of stairs did not make for happy walkies when she got home. Bein' that the place is, accordin' to AHM, Obama Central, it was somehow fittin' that what burned was—the bathroom…

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…how to make money along the Iditarod® trail. More Tundra comedy here

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BlogRolling.Went in to put it back the way it was before their meedling and lost the entire blogroll. Tried to contact them...fat chance.If anyone has contact with them, bite them for me.

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Everybody's lookin' for a free ride…

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I debated 'bout usin' a more familiar expression for the title of this post, but decided I didn't need some thin-skinned Obamanic freakin' out. Besides, y'all know what I really mean to say.Anyway, it seems the Mutt and his Muttettes have finally made The Big Decision to copy Senator Teddy and get a Portuguese Water dog. Specifically a rescue Portuguese Water dog which is almost impossible.

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It's no better upside down.While AHM was sick—which we decided had somethin' to do with the recent tragedy in Washington since the barfs hit her barely a week after the official wake—we spent a lot of time on the bed watchin' television. Considerin' every channel was broadcastin' the demolition administration in the makin', she got hooked on Home & Garden Television. (We just went along 'cause

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From my newest favorite comic site—Tundra by Chad Carpenter. Dug up at LawDog

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After two weeks of bein' sick as a fe-lyin', AHM is in catch-up mode. Things'll be slow considerin' she's gotta' play catch-up at work too, but fortunately she's got friends who email her interestin' stuff. Considerin' the tragedy that just occurred in Congress, this tidbit is not as funny as it should be.A young lad named Ben from Genesee, ID bought a horse from a farmerfor $100. The farmer

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From The AnchoressAmericans are freezing and dying but I guess I’ve missed Anderson Cooper flying to the midwest and crying and Geraldo shouting, “where is the help?” I guess I’ve missed members of the press demonizing President Obama for eating steak and having cocktails with the press while people are freezing and without food.Havin' lived through ice storms and hurricanes, we lucked out on two

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'Course it's gonna' be a little frustratin' after the Mutt couldn't keep his big yap shut. Last I checked the Prez was supposed to root for everyone—even if the other team does come from your opponent's home state. (Anyone know who W was rootin' for over the past 8 years?)Ya' know, after the Big Yapper came out supportin' the Steelers to win, the fan sympathy/support across the country switched

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How could anyone not love 150 pounds of dog loveliness?CNN correspondent Soledad O'Brien wants this dog gone. The newswoman and other members of a Chelsea co-op board are trying to evict a beloved family pet from a swanky loft building because they say the dog is smelly and slobbers.O'Brien, in a 20-page affidavit, complained about the pooch's "size, slobbering, shedding, drooling, gassiness and

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…workin' together hand and—er—butt. Dug up at Neatorama.

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When too many of us lost faith in you, you never lost faith in us.You can thank the Bush family for their service here.

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Over a year ago I told ya'll not to vote for the Mutt Bar-ack! 'cause it was obvious he couldn't make up his mind 'bout somethin' as simple as gettin' a pet for his kids.More importantly, the Obama family has no pets, though Daddy Obama has been promisin' his kids a dog. (Can you say Labrador Retriever?) Hmmmmm… So far he hasn't followed through. Far as I'm concerned, that makes all those

Harrisonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11637905469749780888noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7208945.post-67257721965878335372009-01-16T14:30:00.001-05:002009-01-16T14:34:57.081-05:00

…of a sinkin' ship. 'Course it could be less considerin' the honesty (or lack thereof) of officials you uneducated humans have foisted on the rest of us. Yeah, we canines are eternal optimists. Just think of how many times we still chase that damn ball. Anyway, this is a pretty good analysis of the fe-lyin' liberals who'll be movin' into Washington DC. They're pushy, obnoxious, controllin',

Harrisonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11637905469749780888noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7208945.post-48163114584026857482009-01-08T22:58:00.000-05:002009-01-08T23:01:17.756-05:00

Soon to be our favorite snack…kitten of the sea.PETA—People For The Ethical Treatment of Animals--believes calling fish sea kittens will make sea food less appealing. It wants to change the image of fish as slimy and slithery creatures by claiming they are similar to cuter, more popular animals. "Would people think twice about ordering fish sticks if they were called sea kitten sticks?" PETA

Harrisonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11637905469749780888noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7208945.post-88138998095180568222009-01-08T11:56:00.000-05:002009-01-08T11:57:49.886-05:00

Hidden camera shows how the Mutt's economic "stimulus" plan will work.

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Accordin' to Neatorama, this sign advertises the business hours of a "conspiracy theory headquarters" in Toronto. Even I can figure out 9:11 and 7:07, but the others? Can you match the events with the "dates"?AHM's guesses are in the comments.

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Jan over at the Poodle (and Dog) Blog posted an interestin' story 'bout a lost police dog. Nice to read they occasionally go over the wire, shall we say, 'tho in our yard we just wait for L.G. to pry open the pickets on the fence. (She's the biggest so if she gets thru, all of us can.) Anyway, that reminded me of a video I saw over at Chris' Border Collie Blog 'bout the ultimate police dog

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Or the biggest sucker. I report…you decide. Yeah, I could have done without all those fe-lyings laughin' in the background too.

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To remind everyone out there—where would ya' be without a dog… …specifically a terrier! Daily Record agony aunt Joan Burnie discovered the drawings - and an accompanying letter - when she was walking her Jack Russell terrier Polly. Joan said: "Polly saw them underneath a bush on the path and came out with the plans in her mouth. "I took them from her to see what they were and that's when I

Harrisonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11637905469749780888noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7208945.post-54548327344204170142009-01-01T00:00:00.000-05:002009-01-01T00:00:00.172-05:00

Now go smooch your pooch. According to the Times Square Alliance, one out of five people don't have anyone to kiss on New Years Eve and more people kiss their pets than their friends...

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Take two—for Two Dogs who's doin' yoeman's work outin' the idiots.I orginally posted this monograph by Carlo M. Cipolla three years ago, but ya' humans haven't learned a thing since then. In fact, I'd say you've gone backwards. The illustrations by James Donnelly are a howl.The first basic law of human stupidity asserts without ambiguity that: Always and inevitably everyone underestimates the

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Or not.We've all read the stories 'bout families havin' to give up the family pet when they're forced to move outta' their homes. Tragic and traumatic. More so when ya' consider how much they probably wanted to keep their companions while these fools are worryin' 'bout their décor.Thirty years on since the [Dogs Trust] charity made famous the trademarked slogan "A dog is for life not just for

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If everyone rushes to malls the day after Thanksgivin' to buy stuff, they move just as fast to malls (or mailboxes) the day after Christmas to return stuff. No surprise, all things considered…Montana, in fact, got started early.The Montana wildlife agency has been asking that people with frogs acquired through kits called Grow-a-Frog give up those animals. The Department of Fish, Wildlife and

Harrisonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11637905469749780888noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7208945.post-70792441715412583512008-12-25T00:20:00.000-05:002008-12-25T00:20:00.461-05:00

Harrisonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11637905469749780888noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7208945.post-56621522253594851942008-12-24T23:16:00.000-05:002008-12-24T23:30:21.687-05:00

For six of the past eight years, one of the best productions to come from the White House has been Barney's Christmas Video. This year Barney and his sister Miss Beazley are makin' their final appearance. If you're thinkin' of watchin' a movie or two tomorrow, take a few minutes to watch Barney and Miss Beazley in A Red, White and Blue Christmas. (Scroll down the right-hand sidebar.)Terriers

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…for those last-mintue treats for the bailout bag? Or maybe you're just lookin' to drive someone nuts with the "why-in-God's-name-would-someone-buy-this-thing" C-day gift.Well, here's a goody…Lingerie for pets... no, it's not what you're thinking. Best Ever's "Love Pets Sexy Lingerie" are bra & panty chew toy sets available in your choice of black, pink or white. Padded in all the right places,

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…go for Scare Tactics.Rocking around the Christmas tree could be one of the quickest ways to land in hospital as the party season gets into full swing, The Royal Society for the Prevention of Accidents warned today.Of about 80,000 accidents expected in the home over the Christmas and New Year break—around 1,000 are likely to be caused by Christmas trees. Most will result from branches poking

Harrisonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11637905469749780888noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7208945.post-82910189098912814972008-12-15T08:58:00.000-05:002008-12-15T08:58:00.630-05:00

…all 'bout that "special" person.First, one of the few examples of truth in advertisin': Make a Donation Today and Get Your Official Obama FleeceNext, from TwoDogs, somethin' with hundreds of uses:"What do you get when you cross the biggest fad that ever existed with the current Democratic candidate? The Pet Barack, that's what!"Not sure how long this toy, or the company for that matter, will be

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…to catch up with the progress of the Office of the President-Elect. Yes, we know the video is looped. What's your point? Sidebar: AHM has a cold, which means after starin' at a computer all day, she isn't in the mood to blog about my rantings.

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Apparently the Mutt is lookin' for a new church—at least until someone starts one centerin' on him. Here's a suggestion:Tarvu—creator of Universe A and Universe B (we live in Universe B)—came to Earth over 3,000 years ago as a tiny baby boy. After landing in the oceans, and swimming with Oobu the holy octapus, Tarvu came ashore and lived amongst men and women so that he could teach them "to live

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Election Day plus somethin'-or-other.I got news for the Mutt—no girly-dog wants him either.Obama: "Cha Cha?" Barbara: "It's short for Cha Cha Cha."O: "What is a Havanese?"B: "It's like a little terrier and they're non-allergenic and they're the sweetest dogs.."O: [Face suddenly changes.] "It's like a little yappy dog?"Michelle: "Don't criticize."O: "It, like, sits in your lap and things?"M: "It's

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…from inside the Office of the President Elect. They make it too easy. Dug up at Neatorama

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Many Liver Snaps® will be sacrificed for the cause.

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Election Day Plus Twelve.Another promise broken…er…de-furred…Malia and Sasha Obama will have to wait at least two more months for that puppy their dad promised them.President-elect Barack Obama said on Election Night that he had promised his young daughters that they could get a dog once the race was over. But the pup won't become part of the first family until after they move into the White

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Rinse, repeat.

Harrisonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11637905469749780888noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7208945.post-14127678117677821332008-11-13T21:55:00.003-05:002008-11-14T23:10:09.244-05:00

Demo-cat madness is spreadin' so know thy enemy. How to tell if your cat is plotting to kill you.Sign #2 – Excessive shoveling of kitty litter......or any time a Demo-cat opens its mouth.Demo-cat economics and other math jokes.Theorem. A cat has nine tails. Proof. No cat has eight tails. Since one cat has one more tail than no cat, it must have nine tails.Illegal immigrants flockin' to

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So now he can run for President. And he's probably more qualified than the Mutt.When Amy Jones received her law degree from Baylor University, her playful service dog Skeeter got the same honor. As Jones got her juris doctor degree on Saturday, Skeeter received an honorary law degree. […]Fellow Baylor law graduate Jolie McCuiston of Lubbock said "everyone loves playing with Skeeter, but

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Replace Barney with what?…Peruvians crazy about their national dog, a bald and often toothless breed popular among Incan kings, offered to send a hypoallergenic puppy to the Obama family.Well, there is a certain resemblance 'round the ears.

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The perfect dog for the Mutt and his muttettes. Dug up at Dave Barry's Blog

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November 9, 1938: Kristallnacht.November 9, 1989: Fall of the Berlin Wall.November 9, 2008: The Mutt shows his claws.President-elect Obama plans to use his executive powers to make an immediate impact when he takes office, perhaps reversing Bush administration policies on stem cell research and domestic drilling for oil and natural gas. […]"There's a lot that the president can do using his

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At least He said it before I did… It popped out casually, a throwaway line as he talked to reporters about finding the right puppy for his young daughters. But with just three offhanded words in his first news conference as president-elect, Barack Obama reminded everyone how thoroughly different his administration—and inevitably, this country—will be. "Mutts like me." So Bar-ack!'s gonna'

Harrisonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11637905469749780888noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7208945.post-78789737836888796472008-11-08T21:59:00.000-05:002008-11-08T22:31:46.041-05:00

I know how he feels…damn liberal press. It's about time a black Republi-canine started showin' some teeth. Yes, I know I'm late reportin' this.

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Election Day Plus Three. Last December Bar-ack! promised his kids he'd get them a dog after the election. Hmmmm… The clock's tickin'. I said it then and I'll say it now—if he can't keep a promise to his own kids, what the hell can the rest of us expect?

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Yes, that's a quote, but not from an outraged conservative entrepreneur. The speaker--er--yeller--is an Obama campaign worker who isn't gettin' paid.Whoa! Mickey Mouse hasn't coughed up his promised donation? Where'd all those millions go to and why are the poor workin' stiffs who sacrificed themselves on the altar of The One bein', well, stiffed?Oh. Yeah. It's Bar-ack! business as

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There is waaaaayyy too much of this sort of kitty litter bein' hacked up by pundits who wanna' be looooved by the new regime.But we have a black president, and that’s an important distinction to make, because it means something. It means this nation has progressed. […] Progress is something to be proud of.Progress for the sake of progress isn't progress. A dog chasin' his tail can "progress"

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The shape of things to come for our future spelled out in a few short paragraphs.A soup kitchen exclusively for dogs has opened its doors in Berlin providing pets of the homeless and unemployed with a free meal, the director of the establishment said on Friday. […]One woman who uses the free service said she had two dogs, four cats, a rabbit and some guinea pigs."Without this animal bread line,

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Ya' wanted him, ya' got 'em. As far as today's travesty is concerned, the quote that will echo over the next four years was provided by NRO's The Corner:"This is an unlovely party filled with unlovely people, as America's about to find out once the Obama pixie dust wears off."

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…in the Pacific Time Zone. So if ya' haven't voted yet, why the hell are ya' sittin' around readin' this?

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…in the Mountain Time Zone. So if ya' haven't voted yet, why the hell are ya' sittin' around readin' this?

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…in the Central Time Zone. So if ya' haven't voted yet, why the hell are ya' sittin' around readin' this?

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Elect Bar-ack! and go back to the future…Only this time a nation will be held hostage 4 years, not 444 days.The scrawny runt on the right is (I believe) Iran's current President Ahmadinejad—the terrorist Bar-ack! wants to smooze.

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I know lots of people out there who aren't crazy 'bout McCain. Fact is, I'd be tempted to whizz on his shoes if I ever met him so I'm not plannin' on any overnights in the Lincoln Bedroom if he wins. But the alternative is to be dragged into the darkest depths of a depression by a man who doesn't care if a baby born alive in a botched abortion is left to die; who brags about forcin' coal

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Obama Economic Plan Moths[R]esearchers in Siberia have identified a new species of vampire moth…Halloween celebrants worldwide honor Obama  Blowing incense over a sacred llama   fetus perched on a bed of coca leaves   next to posters of the leading   candidates, the shamans shook rattles,   chanted "up, Obama, up!" and threw   flowers at their images.Early votin' (obviously for Obama) begins in

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Plus a gazillion and a half lawyers.That map of states where ACORN is workin' its magic registration marker needs a few additions. Alabama is invitin' both people and canines to vote.Ever wonder if all this fuss about possible voter registration fraud is simply that – a fuss? Well, considering a dog here in Pike County [AL] received a personally addressed voter registration form this month from

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In 1941 the U.S. was clingin' to isolationism, refusin' to get involved with what everyone was callin' the European War. They were more concerned with draggin' their financial way out of the Great Depression. Fightin' Hitler's Germany for freedom on the Continent and Great Britain wasn't worth the time or money or lives of American soldiers. In fact, FDR got himself elected to a third term on

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Interestin' ancedote 'bout "spreadin' the wealth." This e-mail forward was sent to me this morning. Very rarely do I find these educational, [but] this was a very clever demonstration of Barack Obama’s plan to “spread the wealth around.” In a local restaurant my server had on a “Obama 08″ tie, again I laughed as he had given away his political preference–just imagine the coincidence. When the

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…all support Bar-ack!. So, you may ask, "Who is John Galt?" The question "Who is John Galt?" is…answered towards the closing of [Atlas Shrugged]—John Galt is a man disgusted that non-productive members of society use laws and guilt to leech from the value created by productive members of society, and furthermore even exalt the qualities of the leeches over the workers and inventors. He made a

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Remember what I said 'bout warmin' up the lawyers?Obama Assembles U.S.'s `Largest Law Firm' for Voting'And if the lawyers can't weasel out a win, they can always try this. Or go for the nuclear option.

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Bar-ack! is a piker compared to the Palin family. Sarah Palin's personal story has captivated America from the time she was named John McCain's vice-presidential candidate. Yet the Heath family story is a familiar one in Alaska, a pioneer narrative. Her father was a schoolteacher who loved to hunt and fish. They moved to Alaska when Sarah was a newborn. Todd Palin's roots in Alaska are more

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In the upper right column of the blog you'll find a link for Operation Baghdad Pups a program to bring home the dogs who had become the loyal companions of our soldiers in Iraq. Sadly, over the years, permittin' these "war dogs" to accompany their fellow-soldiers home has not usually been approved by the armed services.Here's the story of the latest effort.Every American soldier knows that you

Harrisonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11637905469749780888noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7208945.post-86374906065369260012008-10-18T00:21:00.000-04:002008-10-18T00:22:40.920-04:00

Portrait of the Voter as a Demo-cat Dug up at Mostly Dogs Blog

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If ya' live in one of these states, ya' better be ready for Bar-ack! to try stealin' home.A history of ACORN and details here.Gay Patriot has more ACORN links.

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What a Mickey Mouse Operation.Mickey Mouse tried to register to vote in Florida this summer but Orange County elections officials rejected his application, which had an ACORN stamp on it.Must be somethin' 'bout the ears…

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…suicide terrorists will run rampant… It all started at 8:22 a.m…. First, the power line burned through causing the line to fall to the ground and come into contact with a metal fence and a car. The car caught on fire. The fence, meanwhile, was energized by the fallen power line and the electricity was conducted underground to a natural gas pipeline which in turn burned through and started an

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Actually it's not so much the costume that's scary, it's the idea there's a website where ya' can buy wigs for dogs. Warning: true canine lovers, click at your own risk. Dug up at Instapundit.

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…and taxpayers have been sold down the Recession River. Ya' know it really pisses me off that the liberal do-gooders wanna' outlaw pure bred dogs—while mongrels are doin' it on every streetcorner—but think liberal humans who hump anything in sight aren't worth fussin' about. 'Course when John McCain spent what was considered too much time with a female lobbyist, that was worth a big New York

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Booboisie (boob'wa-ze) n. The class of the population composed of the stupid and gullible.* …which is pretty much anyone who a) thinks the bailout is a good idea and b) is even considerin' votin' for Bar-ack!. *H.L. Mencken, from "The Comedian."

Harrisonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11637905469749780888noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7208945.post-57053797787073353072008-10-02T22:46:00.000-04:002008-10-02T22:47:49.610-04:00

Shamelessly ripped from the paws of the Poodle and Dog Blog.

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We were just readin' how Bar-ack! is up 50 to 42 in the Gallup Poll. Hopefully it's just a lotta' people lyin', but in case they're actually serious (and seriously derainged) we decided to post somethin' that showed up in our email a while ago. A bit of editin' was necessary, considerin' how some things have changed, but the message is still the same…Welcome to Toastmasters, June 13, 2033. Today

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It's all in the family. Considerin' how the enviro-wackers have gone after Sarah Palin, it's interestin' to discover how she came by her beliefs. Chuck and Sally Heath [parents of Sarah Palin] have been part-time U.S. Department of Agriculture wildlife specialists for the past 15 years, traveling throughout Alaska trapping or killing animals. They've eradicated rat infestations, shooed geese

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…a gold coin? 130 years ago another politician coined the perfect description of Barack Obama: "A sophisticated rhetorician, inebriated with the exuberance of his own verbosity and gifted with an egotistical imagination that can at all times command an interminable and inconsistent series of arguments to malign an opponent and to glorify himself." Benjamin Disraeli, from a Speech at Riding

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Dug up at Neatorama

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UPDATE: I just get finished writin' 'bout how the agenda is to outlaw "purebred" dogs and I discover the Nanny State has already fired the first shot…Mutt-I-grees.Already riding a surge of unprecedented popularity, dogs of mixed or unknown heritage are getting another boost. Whether short-legged, spotted, curly-haired, barrel-chested, pointy-eared or snub-nosed — or a combination of all of them

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…is a Demo-cat. Not only that, he's the son of a State Representative. What was that sayin' 'bout raisin' up your children in the way they should go? Well, this one was sure tryin' to be the good son. The hacker said that he read all of the e-mails in the Palin account and found "nothing incriminating, nothing that would derail her campaign as I had hoped." 'Course the MSM isn't interested.

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While the good ole' USA keeps fightin' for freedom, Europe is wastin' more money on useless pseudo-scientific studies. This one is especially silly since they could've saved their money and just asked the French. Or Bar-ack!'s campaign.A new study proves that mammals can communicate danger to each other through smell, and reveals exactly how they do it. Scientists at the University of Lausanne

Harrisonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11637905469749780888noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7208945.post-22432097001743493992008-09-15T11:25:00.000-04:002008-09-15T11:26:38.299-04:00

There's a reason I call Demo-cats fe-lyings, ya' know. Dug up at Instapundit

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Last week I sniffed out a story 'bout how a certain Karen Dawn (who financially supports Bar-ack!) was encouragin' readers of her "non-partisan" email newletter to go to the Defenders of Wildlife website to find Sarah Palin's "real" attitude toward animals.Based on the rest of her "newsletter," I figure Demo-cat Enviro-wackers will soon be mountin' a huge campaign to demonize Sarah Palin and

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Be afraid, Barry. Be very afraid. A powerful rechargeable stun gun with safety cord now in the size and shape of an ordinary lipstick. It does not get any better than this.

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Note the interestin' word choice in this article.Clairton, Pa. Five days a week, Linda Graham trolls tattered neighborhoods of this once thriving steel city outside Pittsburgh for unregistered voters she can sign up as Democrats — one of thousands of unknown volunteers whose work outside the limelight has already altered the basic arithmetic of the November election."…trolls tattered

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I was just readin' an article/post that claims to "reveal" Sarah Palin's attitude toward animals. The writer is one Karen Dawn who sends out a regular email newletter. She starts out "…I need to stress that DawnWatch is entirely non partisan. If you've read Thanking the Monkey you know of my commitment to non partisan animal activism."That would be more believable if a quick Google search

Harrisonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11637905469749780888noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7208945.post-34725879846848762792008-09-04T00:18:00.000-04:002008-09-04T00:22:51.091-04:00

Sarah Palin officially nominated as Vice President. Oh, yeah...and John McCain for President.

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Just in case y'all have forgotten why we're fightin'…Operation Eagle SummitIt was one of the most daring, dangerous and spectacular operations of the war in Afghanistan. Some 5,000 troops—3,000 of them British—fought for six days through the heart of Taliban-controlled territory on a mission of utmost humanitarian importance.By the end of the operation, 250 Taliban fighters had been killed yet

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Accordin' to the Improbable Research Blog, Bar-ack! will win this November.Now that both major political parties have announced their nominees for president and vice president, the Annals of Improbable Research U.S. Presidential Election Algorithm can be used to predict the results of the upcoming November election. The algorithm was developed based on the experience of the major party candidates

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McCain got the better deal.Not to disparage poodles, of course, 'specially one hot little number in that obedience class. But it says a lot about the average dog-ownin' American that when the AKC ran a poll askin' 'em what kind of dog Bar-ack! should get for his kids, they voted for a poodle. Fittin'. Poodles are intelligent and elitist with a hazy multicultural background. Some people say they

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