Kibbles 'n Bits®

Yogi gets a Boo-Boo

"The bear climbed a tree over Rock Lake in Orlando and fell asleep… The bear eventually did fall into the lake when the branch he was on snapped. He was able to swim to shore where trappers tranquilized it. [He] broke his paw, but wildlife officials think he will make a fast recovery."

Feral Parrots in Brooklyn…the music video.

Stupid Quote of…well…forever:

"Now people in the market for a dog might want to consider a [gold]fish instead."

They'd Be Better Off With a Goldfish

"Two reviews of [Dolphin-Assisted Therapy]…concluded that there is no credible scientific evidence for the effectiveness of this intervention."

Just consider the size of those wheelchairs!

"India's first retirement home for elderly elephants opens next month…where the colossal beasts can spend their twilight years in dignity."

Depends on what they're inhalin'.

Fe-lyings Fail Again…

"Rats are blamed for shutting down Internet Service Wednesday for Qwest customers through Cochise County."

Chihuahuas beware.

"After being alerted by neighbors,…animal control officials served a search warrant…at the residence [where]…pet rats had ruined the house,… Poison was used before [the rat rescue] volunteer group [RatsPacNW] got involved,… "They're very smart, they're very clean, they can do tricks," [Hillary] Price said. "They're like little miniature dogs."

And finally, something PETA should really be worried about.

posted by Harrison at 1:39 PM