Harrison
Name:Harrison Location:United States

The Original Lovable Little Fuzzball

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--Alpha Human Mom





Tuesday, May 21, 2013


Oklahoma Hurricane

Just read on Twitchy that the Home Depot in Moore, Oklahoma has a vet and triage for animals injured by Monday’s tornado. They will also shelter displaced pets.

Their address: 650 SW 19th St. in Moore.

http://twitchy.com/2013/05/21/awesome-home-depot-in-moore-okla-opens-doors-to-lost-and-injured-pets-vine-videos/

Follow the link for more info. on how to be reuinted with missing pets.


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Monday, May 20, 2013


Sons of Anarchy

Alpha Human Mom says that title really belongs to some cable TV series about a fictional motorcycle gang in northern CA. We checked out their Wikipedia entry and decided the description is pretty much interchangeable with the Obama administration’s IRS.

“Led by President Clay Morrow, and later Jax Teller, the club protects and controls [the CA town of] Charming through close community relationships, bribery, and violent intimidation.”

Not sure why anyone would wanna’ follow a series about crime and more crime, but there’s no accountin’ for stupid taste or, for that matter, the popularity of the Godfather movies. AHM says people are tryin’ to escape reality. Really? Why? The whole country is livin’ a real-life “Sons of Anarchy” storyline.

“An unnamed California healthcare provider is suing the embattled Internal Revenue Service (IRS) and 15 agents for allegedly seizing 60,000,000 medical records belonging to “more than 10,000,000 Americans, including at least 1,000,000 Californians.”

Original story from Courthouse News: Class [Action Suit] Calls IRS Rude, Crude and Abusive

"Despite knowing that these medical records were not within the scope of the warrant, defendants threatened to 'rip' the servers containing the medical data out of the building if IT personnel would not voluntarily hand them over. Moreover, even though defendants knew that the records they were seizing were not included within the scope of the search warrant, the defendants nonetheless searched and seized the records without making any attempt to segregate the files from those that could possibly be related to the search warrant. In fact, no effort was made at all to even try maintaining the illusion of legitimacy and legality.”

"This complaint seeks justice for each and all of those individuals subjected to the invasive and unlawful search and seizure conducted on March 11, 2011."

PDF of full complaint.



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Sunday, May 19, 2013


How Can You Trust a Man Whose Name Sounds Like a Cat-Fart?

Ann Althouse parses Dan Pfeiffer’s use of the word “irrelevant.”


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Saturday, May 18, 2013


The Face of Evil

If ya’ think that’s harsh, well, what this woman directed, approved of, or allowed to be done while she was commissar of the tax exempt applications division of the IRS between 2009 and 2012 nearly ruined people’s lives and that is evil.

This is Sarah Hill Ingram. (Serial evil-doers always have three names, don’t they?) Havin’ done such a stellar job beatin’ down conservatives, Christians, Jews, pro-lifers, et al., she has been promoted to director of the IRS’ Affordable Care Act enforcement office.

She looks like the spawn of a bizarre mating between Nurse Ratched and Orin Scrivello D.D.S. Or maybe even Audrey II, ready to feed on human blood. Do you want this…this…whatever she is…sinkin’ her claws into your medical records usin’ the power of that Little Shop of Horrors, the IRS?

Oh, and if you’re one of those foolish fe-lyings who think this IRS thing is not a big deal ‘cause it won’t affect you?...

“…do not suppose that this is the end. This is only the beginning of the reckoning. This is only the first sip, the first foretaste of a bitter cup which will be proffered to us year by year unless by a supreme recovery of moral health and martial vigour, we arise again and take our stand for freedom as in the olden time.” — Winston Churchill




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Thursday, May 16, 2013


State of the Obama Administration

Photo: Shelly Hayashi/Facebook

There’s an analogy in this story if ya’ can find it.

“Fowl play? Giant rubber duck drowns in Hong Kong

“(CNN) -- Hong Kong's favorite new resident, a giant inflatable duck, took a turn for the worse on Wednesday, looking less like an oversized lovable plaything and more like an unappetizing fried egg on the water.

“The 16.5-meter (54 feet) inflatable sculpture mysteriously lost its mojo overnight, deflated and bobbed lifelessly in Victoria Harbour.

“Organizers called an urgent duck crisis meeting early Wednesday and didn't immediately respond to questions about the misfortunes of the duck or whether the deflation was part of regular maintenance, as reported in some local media.”

Bet ya’ emails were bein’ edited on the fly.

“Much later in the day, organizers responded and said it was a planned deflation. Why it took so long to clarify and why officials had to get senior management approval to make such a statement seems a little odd and naturally, this got Hong Konger's busy with the popular pastime of gossiping.”

None of the “senior management” was available for comment, however their hand-picked spokesperson made numerous television appearances to discuss the matter.





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Tuesday, May 14, 2013


The Bitchification of America Part Deux

There’s bein’ outta’ touch, and then there’s bein’ OUTTA’ TOUCH!

"Our survival as a species is dependent on women taking charge,” Rep. Jan Schakowsky (D-Ill.) told a gathering at a campaign fundraiser earlier this month.

“She made the comment before introducing Cecile Richards, president of the Planned Parenthood Action Fund, who was among those attending the Schakowsky fundraiser dubbed ”The Ultimate Women’s Power Lunch” on May 3.

[…] “Today I am asserting that humanity is at a crossroads on this small planet and that our survival as a species is dependent on women taking charge, taking the world in our own hands.”

Admittedly this luncheon was before the conviction of murderin’ abortion Doc. Kermit Gosnell, but Schakowsky apparently misses the simple basics of biology (somethin’ I learned by the time I was six months old—not that AHM appreciated my precociousness).

And like most liberals, Rep. Schakowsky has no sense of irony. She burbled on about human survival dependin’ upon women takin’ charge, while introducin’ a honcho from Planned Parenthood! Ya’ know—those people who insist women have the right to abortion which terminates the very babies who are needed for humans’ survival as a species.

This fe-lyin’ Demo-cat is so dumb she could only have won an election in Illinois. In fact, I’m guessin’ Schakowsky probably has to use a cheat sheet to spell her own name.


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Monday, May 13, 2013


Candid Camera

The moment POTUS realized he was losing the press.





Actually this is a nocturnal South American bird called the Potoo. Close enough. Follow the link and you can see the whole Obama administration. You can decide who is whom.

Okay…just one more:




“What difference at this point does it make?”


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