Kibbles 'n Bits®
Everything's bigger in Texas
"What has webbed feet like a duck, scales on its tail but is furry and weighs about 80 pounds?"
Women Flock To Bird Poop Facials
It's called uguisu no fun powder and costs $180 a pop. Ya' could do the same thing by stickin' your head outta' the car window.
Hope for fe-lyin' owners everywhere
"Were hairballs once considered things of beauty?"
A big stink over pig pong.
"Farmers have been ordered to fit filters on buildings housing pigs – to stop the smell of porkers breaking wind.
"Lulu came to his rescue by going to the family home and making a barking noise to attract the attention of Richards' wife Lynn.
What to do when relatives overstay their welcome.
From the comments: "If you get a dingo to water your roses, it also promises to repel relatives, neighbours, encyclopaedia and insurance salesmen, mormons, Jehovah's witnesses, politicians, and news reporters - and people who like the smell of roses...(Not necessarily in that order)"
posted by Harrison at 8:39 AM