Name:Harrison Location:United States

The Original Lovable Little Fuzzball

Here's the straight stuff.

The adventures of Harrison are true.
Try a few of his Crunchy Bites for a taste.
--Alpha Human Mom

Saturday, June 14, 2008

Kibbles 'n Bits®

Uppity Terrier=1 Bit Bull=0

Everything's bigger in Texas

"What has webbed feet like a duck, scales on its tail but is furry and weighs about 80 pounds?"

Women Flock To Bird Poop Facials

It's called uguisu no fun powder and costs $180 a pop. Ya' could do the same thing by stickin' your head outta' the car window.

Hope for fe-lyin' owners everywhere

"Were hairballs once considered things of beauty?"

A big stink over pig pong.

"Farmers have been ordered to fit filters on buildings housing pigs – to stop the smell of porkers breaking wind.


"Lulu came to his rescue by going to the family home and making a barking noise to attract the attention of Richards' wife Lynn.

What to do when relatives overstay their welcome.

From the comments: "If you get a dingo to water your roses, it also promises to repel relatives, neighbours, encyclopaedia and insurance salesmen, mormons, Jehovah's witnesses, politicians, and news reporters - and people who like the smell of roses...(Not necessarily in that order)"

posted by Harrison at 8:39 AM


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