Name:Harrison Location:United States

The Original Lovable Little Fuzzball

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--Alpha Human Mom

Friday, October 10, 2008

They Say If Bar-ack! Is Elected…

…suicide terrorists will run rampant…

It all started at 8:22 a.m….

First, the power line burned through causing the line to fall to the ground and come into contact with a metal fence and a car. The car caught on fire.

The fence, meanwhile, was energized by the fallen power line and the electricity was conducted underground to a natural gas pipeline which in turn burned through and started an underground natural gas fire which burned up to two gas meters at nearby houses.

Dug up at Dave Barry's blog

posted by Harrison at 11:20 PM


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