Name:Harrison Location:United States

The Original Lovable Little Fuzzball

Here's the straight stuff.

The adventures of Harrison are true.
Try a few of his Crunchy Bites for a taste.
--Alpha Human Mom

Wednesday, January 05, 2005

Small Crunchy Bites

I feel so used. First I get an invite from a lady to contribute to her weekly "Carnival of Sin," which makes me wonder if she's actually read this site, and now I discover my name is being bandied about at a bondage forum! Bondage? Must be someone with a leash fetish.

(What? You expect links? This is a family blog.)

Then again, maybe they're just lookin' for a handsome accessory (scroll down) to squire 'em around town.

"Starlets like Britney Spears, Jessica Simpson and Paris Hilton have been seen carrying little dogs with them everywhere they go. I always thought this was something that more matronly celebs did. You know, dog-as-ultimate-fashion-accessory. A tiny dog combines the best qualities of a quiet husband and a gaudy brooch."

I don't do starlets.

'Course if I was into wearnin' a dogthong I could understand the interest--long as they didn't know why.

"Pet and dog odor from flatulence are a thing of the past. DOGGIE DIAPER MODEL AND A THONG MODEL

"These pads use a high tech filtering media that was originally developed for the British Chemical Defense Establishment, to provide protection to its soldiers against nerve gas and other toxic vapors associated with chemical warfare. Activated charcoal cloth is well known in the medical field for eliminating odors in liquids and gases."

You humans do realize if you buy one of those things ya' can't "blame it on the dog" any more?

Speaking of family--American WarMonger's grandma sent him a great "female canine" joke. 'Course it's about a poodle…

And last, for those of you feeling left out of the last round of blog awards (ahem), here's a second or third--or fourth, I've lost count--chance. The 2005 Bloggies.

Still no category for other-than-human blogs aka dog blogs. Bigots. Go nominate the Homespun Bloggers as Best Community Blog anyway.

posted by Harrison at 1:12 AM


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