Fe-lyings Makin' a Contribution…
"A German inventor says he's found a way to make cheap diesel fuel out of dead cats.
"Dr Christian Koch, 55, from Kleinhartmannsdorf, said his method uses old tyres, weeds and animal cadavers. They are heated up to 300 Celsius to filter out hydrocarbon which is then turned into diesel by a catalytic converter..."
Catalytic converter. Hahahahahaha!
"Koch said the cadaver of a fully grown cat can produce 2.5 litres of fuel - meaning around 20 cats are needed for a full tank."
Dug up by Cosmo.
posted by Harrison at 5:34 PM