Name:Harrison Location:United States

The Original Lovable Little Fuzzball

Here's the straight stuff.

The adventures of Harrison are true.
Try a few of his Crunchy Bites for a taste.
--Alpha Human Mom

Monday, October 04, 2004

Our Porous Borders

The Baha Men Commission Report doesn't answer the question that needs to be answered! How did they escape?
(Dug up at Marcland.)

But the good news is…our lemons aren't, well, lemons thanks to the diligence of canines border enforcers.

"[U.S. Customs and Border Protection's "Top Dog"] 2004 winner is a Beagle stationed at Miami International Airport and is helping safeguard America's agriculture resources by intercepting prohibited fruits, vegetables, meats, and animal byproducts that could introduce foreign pests or diseases into the United States."

A few buildin's might get blown to kingdom come, but those terrorist fruit flies don't stand a chance with the CBP on the job.

posted by Harrison at 10:20 PM


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