Our Porous Borders
(Dug up at Marcland.)
But the good news is…our lemons aren't, well, lemons thanks to the diligence of canines border enforcers.
"[U.S. Customs and Border Protection's "Top Dog"] 2004 winner is a Beagle stationed at Miami International Airport and is helping safeguard America's agriculture resources by intercepting prohibited fruits, vegetables, meats, and animal byproducts that could introduce foreign pests or diseases into the United States."
A few buildin's might get blown to kingdom come, but those terrorist fruit flies don't stand a chance with the CBP on the job.
posted by Harrison at 10:20 PM