PSA

For all you humans plannin' a little--ah--fun this weekend, take my advice: know thy toys. I do:

"You successfully identified 14 out of 14 items.
You may be trusted with my dog."

Let me know how ya' do, 'cause I wanna' avoid anyone who thinks my pup's squeaky chew is a "marital aid."

Rubber duckies optional.

LiverSnap® to (who else) Drew Fark.

posted by Harrison at 3:13 PM