Have a Coke and a Smile
Now I know a lot about steaks, but BJs just aren't on my "must-do" list. Maybe I should check with a fe-lyin'--they're always lickin' themselves. Or else it's just a human thing. Whatever. But in the interest keepin' my readers informed--and just in case things get goin' beyond the steaks and BJs…
"The [Coca-Cola as a contraceptive] bulletin was issued by three researchers at the distinguished Harvard Medical School, and published last November in the equally distinguished New England Journal of Medicine…
The reserachers haven't checked out any other brand like Dr. Pepper or Mountain Dew or Pepsi. But they did discover this:
"…Diet Coke was the most potent of all, annihilating every living thing in its path. This may give you pause next time you're tempted to chug down a frosty one."...
"Nonetheless, Harvard has opened up some interesting possibilities here. One can envision the day when the contraceptive properties of a brand might become an integral part of its marketing strategy…"
Hmmmm. "Pepsi--The Choice of a New Generation." If you're interested in creatin' a new generation, maybe. Dr. Pepper--"Be You." Or two yous if it doesn't work. Mountain Dew--"Do the Dew." Mmmmm--no. Not unless you have a Diet Coke handy.
Have your own marketing idea for these guys? Leave a comment.
Oh, and just in case anyone's wonderin'--no, ya' don't drink it.
posted by Harrison at 11:22 PM