Kibbles 'n Bits® Halloween Election Edition
[R]esearchers in Siberia
have identified a new species of
Halloween celebrants worldwide honor Obama
Blowing incense over a sacred llama fetus perched on a bed of coca leaves next to posters of the leading candidates, the shamans shook rattles, chanted "up, Obama, up!" and threw flowers at their images.
Early votin' (obviously for Obama) begins in Colorado.
The dozens of hearty Boulderites expected to bare it all — except for the carved-out pumpkins placed over their heads — and run naked…on Friday night… “Once the pumpkin goes on your head, it’s definitely such a group mentality that you just have to go with it.”
And finally, the MSM releases another Obama-skewed poll (and what to do with it).
posted by Harrison at 11:50 PM