Kibbles 'n Bits®

Soon to be our favorite snack…kitten of the sea.

PETA—People For The Ethical Treatment of Animals--believes calling fish sea kittens will make sea food less appealing. It wants to change the image of fish as slimy and slithery creatures by claiming they are similar to cuter, more popular animals. "Would people think twice about ordering fish sticks if they were called sea kitten sticks?" PETA asked on its website.

Based on the accompanyin' pic, this will turn your canine into Cujo—or a Demo-cat voter.

Skip Haynes and Dana Walden are all about making the world a better place for dogs and their CD, Songs to Make Dogs Happy, is a hit with four-legged music fans. […] "It's actually a bit nauseating for humans, although people do get addicted to it," said Haynes. "Especially Squeaky Deakey."

Nauseatin' not only for humans. We tested the samples at the site linked in the article. They should market it as a workout CD 'cause even the oldsters got their arthritic joints a-movin' to get the hell out of the room! AHM's screamin' was just too much to take.

I keep tryin' to warn my buds those cute little French poodles will only break your heart, but—with an English bulldog…?

posted by Harrison at 10:58 PM