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Sunday, November 21, 2004

Target Finds Alternative Way to Ring Your Bell

AHM had already decided not to shop at Target this Christmas (just like Hugh Hewitt) 'cause of their decision to ban the Salvation Army bell-ringers. 'Course she says the SA will probably rake it in big time at all their other locations from the public protest, so maybe they won't lose as much as they expected.

But for those of you who still intend to patronize the place--like that puppy blender person who buys his fe-lyin' supplies there (wha'd'ya' expect from a cat person!)--Target has another way to ring your bell this holiday season.

There's no picture at that link 'cause, well, Target wouldn't want kids accidentally seein' it, I guess. Could shake up a little child's world almost as seriously as those pesky Santa bell-ringers.

What they're sellin' is a DVD. And if you wanna' know what that DVD is about, go here.

Wonder if that's what Dustin Hoffman had in mind?

posted by Harrison at 11:58 AM


Blogger Criz said...

My mouth hangs open at the thought. And the link that sent me to the picture of the butt and all the "guy on guy" action was more than put me in the whole "AHHHHH WHAT THE HELL" catigory.

11:18 PM  

Un. Be. Lievable.

And may I also say: "Yuck."

12:14 AM  
Blogger Harrison said...

That deserves at least two "Yucks" doesn't it? I'm ashamed for the dog mascot...

Ya' know, Target is considered "gay friendly" which I don't mind--until it starts showin' up this way.

Remember the big fuss that was made when people discovered Yahoo carried "porn" and had erotic groups? Wonder if there will be a similar outrage?

1:21 AM  
Blogger Nemmeran said...

I personally am really big into massages and the like, and a person's backside contains a lot of muscles and holds a lot of tension. A regular back rub is great, but when the massager does the backside as well, it can really keep the tension away for some time.

What I'm saying is, that DVD is not neccessarily about sex, let alone gay sex. It could just be about massaging the butt, and have a badly worded title.

4:07 PM  

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