You Have Been Warned

Basil's Blog has been hot on the trail of an insidious conspiracy involving fe-lyings. No surprise there, except…

"Then it hit me. A cold chill ran up my spine. It all fit. And it was horrible.

"Evil Glenn Reynolds™ is trying to combine cat and human DNA! The government wants these beasts to replace soldiers in the field. But what the government doesn't realize is that the Evil One™ is using this as a front for his real plan: He is creating his own army of cat-human hybrids, who he can use for his evil plans."

At least that explains this sad story*.

"An otherwise “loving family pet” was shot dead by police after the tabby cat went berserk and terrorized a city family late last week, The Intelligencer has learned…

“He was just your average, playful cat,” who never had any behaviour problems before the incident, recalled the homeowner, who asked her family’s name not be used. “He was a sweet and loving household pet.”

"…her daughter was stroking the long-haired white and orange tabby in the living room, [then] the feline leisurely walked downstairs.

"But when Mickey emerged from the basement-area of the home, it was “ ... a different animal ... it looked as though it was possessed.”

(*Yes, I really do think it's a sad story. I wouldn't want this to happen to any cat.)

posted by Harrison at 11:25 PM