Name:Harrison Location:United States

The Original Lovable Little Fuzzball

Here's the straight stuff.

The adventures of Harrison are true.
Try a few of his Crunchy Bites for a taste.
--Alpha Human Mom

Tuesday, November 15, 2005

Kibbles 'n Bits®

Your heart hearts dogs.

"It turns out dogs are more than man's best friend. They're pretty good at making the sick feel better, too, in ways that can be measured. A small study showed that visits from therapeutic dogs lowered anxiety, stress and heart and lung pressure among heart failure patients."

We're pretty good at curin' Cat Scratch Fever too.

A "flock of swine" woulda' been more appropriate.

“Several detainees were captured trying to sneak out of the area by crawling among a flock of sheep.”

At least that's what they claim they were doin' there….

Speakin' of swine… Hahahahahahaha

The next "special rights" group. Hornyhead turbot.

"Scientists have discovered sexually altered fish off the Southern California coast."

Wha'd'ya' expect? It's California.

And since we're on the left coast… How to make it big in Hollywood--even if it's really, really small... Really. Small.

posted by Harrison at 11:40 PM


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