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Thursday, November 10, 2005

Mr. Deeds Spills the Beans

The Virginia Attorney General election is still goin' on--sort of mini-me version of Florida 2000. Republi-canine Bob McDonnell is ahead, but since it's less than 1%, Demo-cat Creigh Deeds is gonna' demand a recount. Okay. Fine. But he can't just let it go at that. Mr. Deeds has to toss in the ubiquitous "irregularities" and malfunctin' votin' machines who evidently used their little machine minds to vote for Bob McDonnell. (That's not as far-fetched as it sounds since the Google Machine Bot managed to list the original link to this story as "Republican Deeds Prepares for Recount in Tight Attorney General ...".)

"R. Creigh Deeds, the Democratic [sic--it should be Democrat] candidate for state attorney general, said Wednesday that voting machines in the Roanoke area had malfunctioned in Virginia's elections Tuesday and that he has appointed a team to prepare for a state-paid recount.

"I'm going to do everything I can to make sure every vote is counted," said Deeds after strolling into a meeting room at the Marriott Hotel in Richmond a few minutes before Kaine was to give his first post-election news conference."

Regular Demo-cat litter pan stuff these days, right? 'Specially if ya' read the Washington Post. But if ya' listen to the radio* early in the mornin', like I do, ya' would have heard Mr. Deeds really go to town.

First he admitted he owes too much to too many people to give up tryin' to steal the election. (Okay, he didn't actually say the "steal" part, but the rest is his so ya' know big money's involved.)

Second--and here's the most important part that the Washington Post conveniently omitted--Deeds said he was gonna' keep workin' until "every vote is counted and every dog is dead."

Yep--that's what he said. Heard him with my own two ears. Creigh Deeds, Demo-cat, wants every Republi-canine dead.

I've been sayin' that for over a year. So when are you people gonna' start listenin'?

As for Mr. Deeds…well…his Demo-cat handlers must have taken him right to the woodshed for outin' their plans 'cause I never heard him say it again.

*WRVA in Richmond

posted by Harrison at 7:31 PM


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