From the Litter Pan

Bell, Book, Candle, Cat. Which one should not be on that list?

"A burning candle knocked over by a house cat has been cited as the apparent cause of a blaze late Sunday afternoon that injured two women and did $500,000 damage to the River Place Condominiums near downtown Naperville."

I wanna' know how good Muslims found this.

"Yesterday, the erotic retailer Ann Summers unveiled [British Page 3 girl Emma] B as the "face" of its new range of products. Not 24 hours later, she finds herself on the front line of Islamic protest after Muslim leaders discovered that the range includes a new blow-up doll, called "Mustafa Shag". Unfortunately, Mustafa was one of the names given to the Prophet Mohamed."

Probably performs better than the original, too.



I'm gonna' rethink that pigeon business if we can train ours to do this.

A lion is a fe-lyin', ya' know.

“I was just doing the routine weekly maintenance on the (saltwater) tank,” Kevin recalls. “Apparently she didn't like what I did." The “she” Kevin is referring to, is his lion fish, named Lily. Lily charged Kevin's hand and jabbed six of her poisonous spines into him. "I was just screamin,” Kevin said. "I just remember her stinging and then I remember crawling around on the floor."

Yeah—that was pretty much my first experience with a stingin' fe-lyin', too.

posted by Harrison at 3:29 PM