"How now, wool-sack, what mutter you?"*

Amuse your friends, baffle your enemies, confuse the FCC, and debase posters at that "…lumpish flap-mouthed boar-pig," the Daily Kos. Better yet, tell Arianna Huffington "Sell your face for five pence and 'tis dear."

The Shakespeare Random Insult Generator.

Nobody does it better.

*taken from Henry IV, part I

posted by Harrison at 7:54 PM