"…the dog didn't swallow all of the tickets, so his owner [was] able to be a replacement pair."
Here's a unique way to get those steaks for your Super Bowl grillin'.
[Tonya Coccia ] suddenly found an unexpected passenger in her back seat while driving home with her daughter after running a simple errand. [She] said the street was dark when she suddenly saw cows that had wandered out onto the road from a nearby farm. She swerved, but hit two of them. One was a massive Black Angus… The cow had flipped over the roof of the car, gone through the back window and landed in the back seat.
And, just a quick reminder before the…ah…"game":
It's easy when ya' cheat.
"A member of the New England Patriots' video staff taped the St. Louis Rams' last walkthrough before the 2002 Super Bowl, a Boston newspaper reported Saturday. The NFL, however, said it was satisfied this was not another Spygate. "We were aware of the rumor months ago and looked into it. There was no evidence of it on the tapes or in the notes produced by the Patriots, and the Patriots told us it was not true," NFL spokesman Greg Aiello told The Associated Press."
For anyone out there who reeeeaaally believes New England would hand over the proof of their cheatin' (or actually keep the evidence for six years), well, I got a bridge I'm sellin' on Chappaquiddick Island.
posted by Harrison at 1:53 PM