Name:Harrison Location:United States

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Friday, July 18, 2008

Déjà Vu All Over Again

Four years ago I tried to warn ya' 'bout this sort of thing. Obviously no one was listenin'…

"What do you do when you don't have a man to dance with? Well, if you're in Japan, you leave night clubs behind and take your dog to the "Bow-Meow World" in Tokyo."

Not only has it spread 'round the world, the writer's are copyin' each other.

"This is no foxtrot. But you can cha-cha-cha with your Chihuahua and polka with your poodles—assuming they don't think you're crazy."

doG to commentator… We do, we do, we DO!

"It might be a dog's breakfast to some…"

…not to be confused with the dog's dinner or the mutt's nuts

"…but in a country where the declining birth-rate means there are more dogs and cats than children…"

…and where it's never occurred to 'em that tellin' people they like to boogy down doggy style could be the reason for said declinin' birthrate…

"…this is about staying active, getting exercise and bonding with your best friend."

Do the words fetch and Walkies! have no meanin' for these people?

And if the first time wasn't bad enough, now there's video


posted by Harrison at 3:55 PM


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