The Old vs. Young Debate
Accordin' to AHM, when she was a pup, she'd dump the piggy bank and run to the corner whenever that merry music maker (aka the ice cream truck) headed down the street. Dumb, but then she was YOUNG.
Now that she's OLD, she still runs around whenever that stupid music starts, but now she's slammin' windows. She's not alone in this.
With age comes wisdom—not to mention a low tolerance for insipid, tinklin' noises.
posted by Harrison at 8:19 AM