From Sea to Shinin' Sea…
How to tell if your cat is plotting to kill you.
Sign #2 – Excessive shoveling of kitty litter...
...or any time a Demo-cat opens its mouth.
Demo-cat economics and other math jokes.
Theorem. A cat has nine tails.
Proof. No cat has eight tails. Since one cat has one more tail than no cat, it must have nine tails.
Illegal immigrants flockin' to Florida in wake of Demo-cat win.
University of Florida researchers are alerting pest-control operators and homeowners to be on the lookout for several new species of Florida's least-favorite character, the cockroach. Along with the [Madagascar hissing cockroach], the newest trespassers could include the Turkestan cockroach, lobster roach and the orange spotted roach. All could inadvertently be introduced to the state… [a]nd once here, they would thrive.
Give us the vote and you'll have your answer.
"[Researchers] want to discover whether human skills, such as speech, art and music, are a result of human-only attributes, or whether animals could also possess similar abilities."
I guaran-damn-tee we're already smarter than your average voter.
Three months before the inauguration and Saint Mutt is already creatin' jobs.
Do you speak frog? Georgia needs your help. Wildlife biologists need volunteers for the annual statewide calling frog survey, which starts Jan. 15.
Disppointment still growin' over Prop. 8.
[A] man tried to bring his 3-foot pet alligator into Johnny's Saloon [in Huntington Beach, CA] and was shunned.
Shunned? Shunned?! In any other part of the country we'd call it run screamin' from the premises.
posted by Harrison at 9:55 PM