Name:Harrison Location:United States

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Monday, November 03, 2008

Vote, Vote, Vote, Vote, Vote

I know lots of people out there who aren't crazy 'bout McCain. Fact is, I'd be tempted to whizz on his shoes if I ever met him so I'm not plannin' on any overnights in the Lincoln Bedroom if he wins.

But the alternative is to be dragged into the darkest depths of a depression by a man who doesn't care if a baby born alive in a botched abortion is left to die; who brags about forcin' coal companies into bankruptcy leavin' the rest of us to struggle with skyrocketin' electric bills; who mocks and harrasses the ordinary workin' stiff; who strong-arms media outlets who criticize his actions and politcies; who plans to make Iraq another Vietnam by pullin' out our troops and slashin' defense spendin', while he creates his very own KGB—er—Civilian National Security Force; and who will raise taxes on everybody, one way or another.

Elect Bar-ack!. Get Zimbabwe.

Somethin' to watch out for, from Another Rovian Conspiracy:

NBC will be eager to call Virginia and Pennsylvania early on Tuesday, and will cite exit polls throughout the day to give the impression that all is lost. They'll couch their statements with the following:

"We're not going to call the state until the polls close at x:xx pm, but it certainly looks like this is going to be a good night for Obama."

prepare for it....
Watch for it...
ignore it and get to the polls.

To anyone readin' this in the Central, Mountain, or Pacific time zones: Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain—or in front of the camera. Keep on votin'. And if they try closin' the pollin' places while you're still in line, start howlin' loud and long. And keep a lawyer on speed dial.

posted by Harrison at 10:42 PM


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