***Breaking News!--10:30 am EDT***
The war against "cute houses" is spreading.
FOX News is reporting this morning on a string of thefts in Virginia--no town or county named (and no link on the FOX site). Ceramic bunnies, chicks, ducks, and geese, small trolls and other lawn ornaments are mysteriously vanishing from homeowners' property. Although the thief remains at large, video surveillance has finally caught the perpetrator on tape--a black Labrador!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
(Your canine on the scene will follow-up whenever more news breaks.)
posted by Harrison at 11:21 AM
FOX News is reporting this morning on a string of thefts in Virginia--no town or county named (and no link on the FOX site). Ceramic bunnies, chicks, ducks, and geese, small trolls and other lawn ornaments are mysteriously vanishing from homeowners' property. Although the thief remains at large, video surveillance has finally caught the perpetrator on tape--a black Labrador!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
(Your canine on the scene will follow-up whenever more news breaks.)
posted by Harrison at 11:21 AM
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