Name:Harrison Location:United States

The Original Lovable Little Fuzzball

Here's the straight stuff.

The adventures of Harrison are true.
Try a few of his Crunchy Bites for a taste.
--Alpha Human Mom

Saturday, July 10, 2004

***Breaking News!--10:30 am EDT***

The war against "cute houses" is spreading.

FOX News is reporting this morning on a string of thefts in Virginia--no town or county named (and no link on the FOX site). Ceramic bunnies, chicks, ducks, and geese, small trolls and other lawn ornaments are mysteriously vanishing from homeowners' property. Although the thief remains at large, video surveillance has finally caught the perpetrator on tape--a black Labrador!


(Your canine on the scene will follow-up whenever more news breaks.)

posted by Harrison at 11:21 AM


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