Dogz in the Hood

Do we need this? I mean, do we really need this? If you humans want to turn your pups into miniture pimps and ho's with toys and cartoons like the Bratz and Baby Mommaz, that's your problem. Just leave us canines alone already!

Poco Loco
"This little short haired Mexican Chihuahua is a little crazy. Hence the name "Poco Loco". Poco attacks people. This is what he lives for. He would lie in hiding under the steps or behind a fence, just waiting for that unsuspecting mailman or electric company meter reader. They would say "what a cute lil doggy", and as soon as they turned their back, he would attack. His favorite spot to bite is the back of the ankle, the achillis tenndon."

Now I'm an anti-cute doggy advocate, but the worst I've ever done is whiz a few wingtips. (I'll whiz on Birkenstocks for free.)

Dug up at Lileks via somewhere I don't remember.

posted by Harrison at 1:00 PM