Name:Harrison Location:United States

The Original Lovable Little Fuzzball

Here's the straight stuff.

The adventures of Harrison are true.
Try a few of his Crunchy Bites for a taste.
--Alpha Human Mom

Saturday, May 14, 2005

Kibbles 'n Bits®

It's been a slow news week. Besides, AHM has been hoggin' the computer for her stuff. I got finally got my turn, but not until I staged a lap sit-in.

'Course she paid me back by showin' me this. Just what the world needs--an Eastern Grey Squirrel with ego issues.

"Being an International Superstar and The World's Most Photographed Squirrel, Sugar Bush loves to dress up, and has over 1,000 outfits with matching hats and accessories. Sugar Bush Squirrel has her own, posh studio with an elaborate stage and thousands of stage props, and has posed for over 1,000 photos since her modeling career began. As News Anchor of SNN-The Squirrel News Network, she has turned the catch phrase, 'you've been squirreled' into an overnight success. It is fast becoming her very own, international, household expression.

"Keep watching and you will find her on everything from greeting cards, calendars, children's books, paper dolls, coffee table books, coloring books and advertisements to military photos for our troops!"

Oh, bite me, squirrel. Better yet, I'll bite you, right after I take care of Charlie the Hamster.

Black Bart is alive and well and has moved to NYC after 117 years. Either that or this guy is a typical NY liberal who thought the stagecoach was from Texas and the Pres was drivin'.

"The wild West Side of Manhattan became Dodge City for a pair of horses turned loose in traffic Friday when a hit-and-run truck driver flipped a 120-year-old [vintage Wells Fargo] stagecoach onto its side, sending the runaway equines on an unscheduled jaunt across town."

Yet another reason we should never have anything to do with China. Okay, it was a cat and I can't say one less cat on the earth would break my heart, but this is reeeeaaally stupid. And it wasn't even a Demo-cat!

A Chinese television channel was reportedly forced to apologize after receiving complaints from pet lovers about a programme in which a cat was thrown out of a four-storey building.

Cat was okay. Damn.

Down and really out of it in Beverly Hills.

"Responding to neighbor complaints about a home's stench, authorities removed 135 dogs and 30 cats from [the] urine and feces soaked [Rialto, CA] residence of [Charlotte Spadaro, a former mayor of Beverly Hills] where a rotting Great Dane was found earlier in a malfunctioning freezer."

Guess they're right when they say Hollywood is full of crap…

posted by Harrison at 5:51 PM


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