Attention Alpha Human Mom

Knock it off with eatin' crackers 'n cheese at the computer! I'm gettin' tired of waitin' to have my say while you dismantle the whole friggin' keyboard to find the two crumbs that are makin' the "o" think it's an "i" and a "b" think it's an "n."

'Course now I know why you always make funny sounds in bed…

posted by Harrison at 6:24 PM