Kibbles 'n Bits®

Dug this up in a trackback link at Basil's Blog. The Woman Who Stole a Dead Cat. If you haven't read it yet, do so. Now.

And speaking of cats… why?

Ferdy reminded me in a comment below that squirrels can be very dangerous. He's right. Especially if they're evil attack squirrels of death! (Yes, another oldie but goodie and still makin' me laugh.)

"Picture the scene. You are a cop. You and your partner have pulled off on a quiet residential street and parked with your windows down to do some paperwork.

"Suddenly a large man on a huge black and chrome cruiser, dressed in jeans, a torn t-shirt flapping in the breeze, and wearing one leather glove, moving at probably 80mph on one wheel, and screaming bloody murder roars by and with all his strength throws a live squirrel grenade directly into your police car.

"I heard screams. They weren't mine..."

This writes itself… Ewe're the Devil in Disquise. (Sorry Elvis.)

"A cobbler suspected of sorcery was attacked and nearly lynched by outraged villagers in central Kenya…after being caught having sex with a female sheep, witnesses and officials said…

"I was sent by the devil to do that," [Joshua] Kiplagat told the angry crowd which included several people who accused him of being a warlock and one disgusted woman who claimed to have seen him engaging in sex acts with a dog…

"[He] insisted that his affection for animals was limited to sheep. "I only made love to the ewe twice using two condoms but I never do it regularly," he said in his defence."

Eeeeewwwwww

posted by Harrison at 7:57 PM