Cat's Fax Hax, Cops' Axe Whax
"It seems Tabby the cat had rung the 111 emergency number while taking a stroll across a telephone attached to a fax machine in the house. The family living in the house were out at the time.
"Concerned police smashed in the front door after getting no response from inside the house and were surprised to find the feline rather than a felon."
posted by Harrison at 9:12 PM