Cat's Fax Hax, Cops' Axe Whax

Another reason fe-lyings and fax machines do not belong in the same dimension.

"It seems Tabby the cat had rung the 111 emergency number while taking a stroll across a telephone attached to a fax machine in the house. The family living in the house were out at the time.

"Concerned police smashed in the front door after getting no response from inside the house and were surprised to find the feline rather than a felon."

Same difference…

posted by Harrison at 9:12 PM