Name:Harrison Location:United States

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--Alpha Human Mom

Tuesday, October 25, 2005

First They Came for Piglet…

Then they came for the three little pigs.

A West Yorkshire head teacher has banned books containing stories about pigs from the classroom in case they offend Muslim children.

Now they're comin' for piggy banks.

British banks are banning piggy banks because they may offend some Muslims. Halifax and NatWest banks have led the move to scrap the time-honoured symbol of saving from being given to children or used in their advertising, the Daily Express/Daily Star group reports here.

Now there's not a lotta' ways a canine can protest this kind of stupidity, 'specially when it's takin' place across the pond so I can't whizz on anyone's shoes. But AHM decided to let me make a vitual protest by adoptin' my own (virtual) pet pig!

my pet!

Can't get more Islamo-fantastically insultin' than a dog with a pet pig!

PS: She's named for a special piggy person who's been nursin' the government teat for waaaay too long.

PPS: Hmmmm… Figures. She doesn't work any harder than the real piggy

posted by Harrison at 5:52 PM


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