Name:Harrison Location:United States

The Original Lovable Little Fuzzball

Here's the straight stuff.

The adventures of Harrison are true.
Try a few of his Crunchy Bites for a taste.
--Alpha Human Mom

Sunday, May 07, 2006

Gone Adventurin'

Sort of. So I might not be around for a while, but I'll sure have lots to tell when it's over, 'specially 'bout ravin' liberal bleedin' hearts--you know, the ones who think our money should go to those less fortunate? Not a surprise they're not interested in puttin' any of their own effort into actually helpin' people.

And if they claim to be Bush-hatin', Demo-cat, eco-greenie-loonies? Well, just check around their kitchen if ya' can, in all the hidden nooks and crannies. Bet you'll find a big stash of all those chemicals they say are ruinin' the planet and they'd never use in a gazillion years. Too bad I've got that opposable thumbs issue or I'd have the picture evidence.

Yeah, you know who you are. Pretendin' to be a canine person when you're nothin' more than a fe-lyin' loser.

Oh well. You humans say what goes around comes around. Figure that big ole' wheel is already turnin'...

See ya' on the flip side, sucker.

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posted by Harrison at 11:29 PM