Name:Harrison Location:United States

The Original Lovable Little Fuzzball

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--Alpha Human Mom

Wednesday, November 03, 2004

How Bad Was It?

Reeeeaaall bad.

Now Tom Daschle bitin' the dust was a pretty embarrassin', but this story shows how far the "Donks" have fallen. They finished third in a three-man…ah…person…ah…being mayoral race in KY--behind a black lab and a brittney spaniel.

"At least one race in the Tri-State was easy to call. In the tiny town of Rabbit Hash [KY], Junior the black lab was voted in as mayor by some 5,000 votes. Rudy the brittney spaniel came in a close second and Higgins the donkey third. About 8,000 ballots were cast in Rabbit Hash on Election Day." [Emphasis mine]

Dug up at Drew Curtis' Fark.

posted by Harrison at 11:22 PM


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