Name:Harrison Location:United States

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Saturday, July 09, 2005

Lie Down with Fe-lyings

...get up with fleas.

Yeah, I know that's not the way most people use the expression, but it's fe-lyings that are carryin' the fleas everywhere 'cause they roam all over the landscape and hang out with every sort of vermin. So it's fittin' that Muslims love fe-lyings and hate canines.

I can smell the fear whenever I walk past 'em (which isn't often, thankfully). I'm sayin' fear 'cause they're scared of touchin' a canine since that Mohammad person said we're "unclean"--like it isn't fe-lyings who spend the whole live-long day lickin' their butts after doin' their business. Seems like people who read what that guy wrote down are scared of lots of things, 'specially disagreein' with the curs in their own pack. Considerin' how you humans are all hot to do away with canines you consider vicious breeds--Pit Bulls, German Shepherds, Rotweilers--I can't figure out why some of you don't have the same attitude 'bout those vicious human breeds.

Instapundit has a couple of links to Global Voices Online--which is collectin' the Muslim bloggers' response to London--here and here. It's real curious what they're sayin'--and discoverin' not one is callin' for mass demonstrations against the Islamo-curs.

Like Glenn Reynolds posted yesterday:

"Paul Schmidt says [Tom] Friedman is right: "If there isn't a Million Muslim March this weekend, if there aren't crowds of muslims chanting and holding signs, "not in our name", then doubt as to the existence of moderate muslims will grow, and grow quickly."


Nope, don't see anything out there.

We canines are pretty basic--you harm my pack, I wipe out yours and take your territory. 'Course since we've been hangin' out with you humans that takin'-your-territory business has pretty much been reduced to Power Peein' on your petunias, but ya' get the idea.

The New York Times says we're fortunate we haven't been attacked again. Maybe. Or maybe those Muslims mutts out there discovered they were messin' with a big dog and, bein' the yellow-striped cowardly Islamo-curs they are, don't wanna' try again until he's been replaced.

Then again, maybe our pack leaders have dropped a flea in the ear of those Muslim fe-lyin'-lovers in Iran and Saudi Arabia and Syria and all those other places. Somethin' like "When the first nuke or dirty bomb goes off in one of our cities, that friggin' hunk of black stone you worship is gonna' be the world's biggest piece of glass."

posted by Harrison at 10:59 PM


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