A Guide for Lazy Voters
Now ya' don't have to go to all those rallys, get screamed at by Ron Paul supporters, listen to an endless loop of candidates preachin' "change, hope, and government charity," and eat cold weiners on soggy buns—'tho that last bit doesn't bother me much s'long as they hold the onions.
Surprisingly this survey is pretty accurate. I pawed over my choice cuts and they dished up the candidate I favor (at the moment). And no, I'm not tellin'. Yet.
posted by Harrison at 9:55 PM