Hrumph!

I don't see me anywhere on the list of comparisons. Can't be much of a contest.

"A Czech condom manufacturer has been distributing penis-measuring postcards in thousands of pubs and clubs.

"The cards issued by Pepino condom company have a centimetre scale to measure length and four openings to measure girth, according to Czech daily Lidove Noviny.

"They carry the slogan "Be a man, measure yourself. It's worth it," and award points for length and girth. It encourages men to add up their total to see how they measure up and which group they belong to.

"The lowest category is 'primates', followed by 'jackals', 'boars', and 'bulls' at the top. The company wants the target audience of 15-30-year-old men to send text messages with their details. They'll then be entered into a prize draw."

Dug up at Dave Barry's Blog.

posted by Harrison at 7:25 PM