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Thursday, June 17, 2004

The Smoking Gun

Ah ha! More proof cats are working paw and claw with terrorists. Their radical brethren disguise themselves as ordinary kitties to move freely among our society, then, wham! They attack innocent civilians when least expected.

"Officials said Cheryle Swink found what appeared to her to be an ordinary stray cat near her home in Mims, Fla., and brought it inside.

"The bobcat then bit Swink.

"Local 6 News reported that she then put the bobcat in a box. When her husband came home he realized that it was a bobcat and the pair called animal control officers."

Animal control? Hell--they needed to call Richard Ben-Veniste on the 9/11 commission to investigate this egregious lapse in intelligence information.

Dug up at Dave Barry's Blog.

posted by Harrison at 10:36 AM


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