Subversives

How these fe-lying terrorists can cause disruptions in our everyday lives! They're becoming experts at blending into the population and using innocents to further their dastardly agenda. Here's just another example of how fe-lying terrorists will stop at nothing to confound and confuse the police, using this sort of ploy to distract from the real job of rooting out potential attackers.

"(Reuters) -- The southern French city of Marseille called off a three-week hunt for a black panther on Tuesday after the animal sighted by several residents turned out to be a large house cat."

Oh, wait. It's the French police… Never mind.

posted by Harrison at 2:20 PM