Winners Puppy Bitch… What am I? Flypaper for freaks?
Winners Puppy Dog… It sounds like English, but I can't understand a damn word you're saying.
Reserve Winners Bitch… Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
Reserve Winners Dog… And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be...?
Winners Bitch… Chaos, panic & disorder - my work is done here.
Winners Dog… If I throw a stick, will you leave?
Best of Winners... How do I set a laser printer to stun?
And the Best of Breed is… Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
posted by Harrison at 12:47 PM