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…and call Michelle Malkin. Our borders are absolutely porous. These mysterious provocateurs are slipping across one by one.

There may be more than one mystery animal running around Maryland -- there are pictures from a sighting in Harford County… [Lisa] Mathis's sighting occurred about a year ago. They didn't think much of it until last week when home video of a very similar looking beast appeared on WBAL-TV in Baltimore.
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But even with maybe more than one so-called hyote running loose, DNR [Department of Natural Resources] is going to leave the beast or beasts alone for now. "We would respond if we knew we had a public safety situation developing," said Peditto. "If we had an animal that was acting in a way that would put people in danger, we would respond immediately." The only way to find out what the animal is would be to trap it, but DNR says it would only do that if the animal were seen as a threat

Hrumph. "If we had an animal that was acting in a way that would put people in danger, we would respond immediately." That Peditto dude sounds like he's running our national airline security program. So much for the doctrine of preemption. Guess we'll have to wait until pets begin dying all over Maryland before he'll do anything constructive!

posted by Harrison at 11:55 AM