Fe-lyin' Terrorist Strikes
Suuuurrre it was an accident.
Lower torso. Hmmmmm. Now admittedly I don't stand upright very much, but maybe you guys out there understand the message that terrorist cat was sendin'.
I've been tryin' to warn you fe-lyin' appeasers they're out to get ya'. Just take a peek at this and tell me I'm lyin'.
posted by Harrison at 1:48 AM
"State troopers in Iron County [Michigan] showed up at Joseph Stanton's home in Bates Township last night to find him wounded in the lower torso. The 29-year-old man was cooking when his cat knocked a loaded nine millimeter handgun off the counter. The gun discharged and a bullet struck Stanton."
Lower torso. Hmmmmm. Now admittedly I don't stand upright very much, but maybe you guys out there understand the message that terrorist cat was sendin'.
I've been tryin' to warn you fe-lyin' appeasers they're out to get ya'. Just take a peek at this and tell me I'm lyin'.
posted by Harrison at 1:48 AM
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