Why the French Voted Non

…on the EU constitution. There was no way their fashion designers wanted to compete with these guys. (Includes picture, if ya' can stand it.)

"A range of fashion clothing for chickens has been launched by a group of designers working in Austria and Japan.

"Austrian Edgar Honetschlaeger said he decided to work with the Japanese on the project because he hoped to make the chicken label clothing essential. He said "It's something that you don't really need but everyone wants to have anyway."

"The idea has already taken off after the designers staged a fashion show that is now touring the world [with shows planned in Tokyo, Paris, Mexico City and Vienna]."

Oh yeah. Just what I wanna' see. A bunch of chickens struttin' 'n cluckin' to Mozart. Can you say dinnertime! And speakin' of a finger-lickin' payoff:

"[M]any advertisers have enquired about the possibility of having sponsored suits promoting everything from KFC to chicken soup."

Chicken couture. Ranks right up there with Bavarian dog duds.

posted by Harrison at 1:31 PM