Never in Nine Lives…

…would you read about a fe-lying doing this:

"A bloody shooting spree in Toronto by a mentally ill and heavily armed man was averted by a stray dog the man took to, the Toronto Star reported Thursday."

"At a park, he began preparing his arsenal when a dog approached his car, and he played with it for some time. He told police he loved animals very much, and decided if the city had such nice dogs, the people must not be bad either."

A cat, on the other paw, would probably disguise itself, help load the guns, then run like hell when the kitty litter hit the fan. Or, just as likely, skulk in the underbrush, hissing encouragement.

[A Liver Snap® to Cosmo]

posted by Harrison at 12:05 AM