Dumb-Ass Dogs

Remember me sayin' some dogs are not quite right in the brains department? See what I mean?

[A] woman said she was awakened Tuesday by a noise outside her house and found the canine attacking her [parked silver Ford Mustang convertible]. The animal fled when she walked outside to find a chewed-up windshield wiper, gnarled hood hinge covers and teeth marks on the car's molding. A deputy also reported finding extensive scratches to the car's body and saliva dripping from the vehicle.

If this sounds like somethin' that happens once in a blue moon, well, yeah. Except the dog was a few days early. Hey, he's a dog--we don't know astronomy from asparagus.

posted by Harrison at 11:15 PM