Sex and the Single Canine

Finally! A reason to pay attention to those spam emails.

"Police in Italy say they have found a secret racecourse [uncovered by paramilitary carabinieri] - with grandstands, a car park and 80 racehorses. There were 200 vehicles at the course, built without planning permission, when the raid took place.

"Investigators impounded thousands of packets of illegal stimulants, including Viagra which can apparently enhance the sporting performance of horses.

I'll just bet it does.

(BTW--whoever out there decided I could read German spam has been sadly misinformed. Hell, I can’t even read English spam 'cause I'm a dog!)

And since I'm pickin' on Italy…

"Italy may be in recession but the pornography industry in the traditionally Roman Catholic country is booming and growing more high-tech savvy by the day, a new study co-sponsored by the Vatican showed Thursday.

"The study by the respected Eurispes Institute said the aim of the industry was to provide pornography services "24 hours a day" via mobile phones, television and the Internet…

"The strategy ... is now to give consumers a sort of 24-hour service wherever they may be via all means of communications by using the most advanced technology as well as traditional outlets."

At least now I know why everyone keeps yappin' about that "24" TV program.

posted by Harrison at 11:28 PM