Name:Harrison Location:United States

The Original Lovable Little Fuzzball

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--Alpha Human Mom

Thursday, December 22, 2005

It's The Thought That Counts

Well, it doesn't look like I'll be getting' my lion for Christmas. I even wrote Rudolph—no luck. Now ya' know I've gotta' be desperate when I start sendin' emails to something wearin' horns who, based on the condition of his nose, has obviously been out on a lifetime bender.

"Rudolph the red-nose reindeer thought EmailSanta was so cool that he asked the elves to create one just for pets! There's even a specially designed keyboard so Rudolph can reply!! Kewl, eh?"


Rudolph did have a couple of last minute suggestions for those fe-lyings of my acquaintance—special gifts that will really bring out their unique personalities…

Whoa Dasher and Dancer! Talk about a deer in the headlights. That's not a face I'd wanna' catch in my rear view mirror on Christmas Eve. Gotta' admit, though, the dangly jingle bell is rather fetchin'.

Now this is a little better. Gives the fe-lyin' a chance to hang themselves if anyone catches 'em decked out in these togs. I figure they can have fun Christmas mornin' turnin' that outfit back into a big tangle of yarn. Besides, it's the thought that counts, right?

This, however, is thinkin' waaaay too far outside the box.

posted by Harrison at 11:39 PM


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